"Apparently if you’re clean, well dressed, and mildly cultured, you’re super gay now. Is that why the rest of you are so aggressively fat and dirty? You think if you read one book and take a shower, dicks are just going to fly into your face?"

— Kieren Waller, 2x02 (via incorrectinthefleshquotes)


simon monroe + text posts


films with teens driving around the city at night and falling in love with each other to cool soundtracks would be great if they weren’t all so damn heterosexual where’s my fuckin mediocre lesbian indie movie with shitty rock music and and they fall in love and wear each other’s hoodies where the FUCK is my FUCKGjng

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i think my iPhone is broken.

i pressed the home button, but i’m still at school

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The Ready Set (Season 1, SETisode 1) x

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what people think tumblr is: cat gifs + porn

what tumblr actually is: cat gifs + porn

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something that happened a few minutes ago

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by Laura Neads


Dean + Peachy

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it was thirst at first sight

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I just bought my Wonder Woman comic and these were the last two pages. Wonder woman makes me extremely happy.

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sex is a lot like an episode of star trek. you roll around together for a while, clothing gets torn, there’s dramatic music, aliens are watching, somebody dies

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*throws a piano down some stairs* welp the score for next week’s Hannibal is done

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